ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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