What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
