Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
It's official drugs can't kill me
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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