so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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