how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
