So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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