margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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