I cockslap morals
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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