i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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