just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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