Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
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