Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
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