i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
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