the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
she was so not down for the gang bang
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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