We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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