Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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