I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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