My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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