FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Can't talk, ducks in the car
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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