with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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