i'm signing you up for texting rehab
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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