i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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