with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I think my moral compass just broke
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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