in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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