We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club š
You know itās going to be a rough day when you scream āGet fuckedā at your alarm clock
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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