No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
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