Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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