Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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