If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I don't deserve a penis
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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