normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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