I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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