Tell her she can't have a vagina
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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