Non-Jews are for practice
he thought i was a dude.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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