I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
