So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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