I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I still have a little drunk in my system
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
