Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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