I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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