There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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