: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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