shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I need moral support for this bender
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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