The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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