We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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