did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
Let's paint friendship bongs
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
