that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
it glows. i had to have it.
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
50% drunk capacity currently
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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