I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
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