Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
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