I wanna passion pit in your ass
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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