I need help removing her.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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