I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I'm passing your future prison.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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