I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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