Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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