yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
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