Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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