i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
