its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Randomize
